/u/fearsome_lingonberry's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was so sweet of my neighbor and his wife to bring me the cake she baked, too bad I couldn’t eat it right away.

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'I've got her nose!' he said bursting out laughing.

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'Penny for your thoughts?' I asked trying to stay calm.

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Being bitten during one-night stand didn't feel right.

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I keep thinking this must be, ironically, my kidnapper’s superior torture.

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Here it was, a letter, addressed so plainly there could be no mistake...

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My mother had a stroke last night and died because the medics arrived too late.

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Oh gosh, I'm starving!

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I feel so lonely, I wish I could leave this planet and be elsewhere...

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"Dude can you believe she is so strong she fought the shit out of him when he tried to undress her?!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was so sweet of my neighbor and his wife to bring me the cake she baked, too bad I couldn’t eat it right away.	124
'I've got her nose!' he said bursting out laughing.	94
'Penny for your thoughts?' I asked trying to stay calm.	58
Being bitten during one-night stand didn't feel right.	54
I keep thinking this must be, ironically, my kidnapper’s superior torture.	46
Here it was, a letter, addressed so plainly there could be no mistake...	20
My mother had a stroke last night and died because the medics arrived too late.	14
Oh gosh, I'm starving!	13
I feel so lonely, I wish I could leave this planet and be elsewhere...	11
"Dude can you believe she is so strong she fought the shit out of him when he tried to undress her?!"	6