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I chuckled when the man next to me on the subway told me he could stop time.

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"How you doin' there champ?" I slurred drunkenly at the little boy peeking at me from behind his father's legs, before stumbling into my apartment.

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My daughter beamed when the report of old serial child murders flashed across the screen, "look Mommy, she looks just like me!""

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"Don't be scared honey, I promise it will be over in a flash."

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My wife had been complaining about a maddening itch in her vagina all throughout the pregnancy.

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Last night my sleep paralysis demon ripped its two front teeth out using its own blackened fingers

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"No, that's not how you hold that toy kiddo, you have to put it in your mouth."

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It wasn't the fact that the cops dug up 11 corpses in my backyard that scared the shit out of me.

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Cold shivers trickled down my spine when I came home early today and heard the sound of moans and anguished sobs coming from the basement.

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I felt nothing but despair as I watched my wife turn into a zombie and eat my daughter's face off.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I chuckled when the man next to me on the subway told me he could stop time.	177
"How you doin' there champ?" I slurred drunkenly at the little boy peeking at me from behind his father's legs, before stumbling into my apartment.	151
My daughter beamed when the report of old serial child murders flashed across the screen, "look Mommy, she looks just like me!""	151
"Don't be scared honey, I promise it will be over in a flash."	140
My wife had been complaining about a maddening itch in her vagina all throughout the pregnancy.	139
Last night my sleep paralysis demon ripped its two front teeth out using its own blackened fingers	118
"No, that's not how you hold that toy kiddo, you have to put it in your mouth."	108
It wasn't the fact that the cops dug up 11 corpses in my backyard that scared the shit out of me.	107
Cold shivers trickled down my spine when I came home early today and heard the sound of moans and anguished sobs coming from the basement.	104
I felt nothing but despair as I watched my wife turn into a zombie and eat my daughter's face off.	104