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My husband frowned as his bit into the pizza, complained that it was a little too crunchy.

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My heart sank as I watched my best friend waltz in through the front door, ready to tell me his shitty joke for the 69,743rd time.

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I gave a patient, understanding smile to my wife as she lay on her deathbed, confessing to all the times she had cheated on me.

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My friends would be repulsed if they found out I that I sleep with my patients.

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"There's no need to be so upset," he said, giggling, "it's just a clump of cells after all!"

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Tears of joy sprang from my eyes as I stood out in the field and watched the rain lash my parched crops.

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I really should stop cutting myself.

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I bit back a scream as gnarled and bloody fingers slowly wriggled out of her belly button with a squishy sound.

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My neighbours repeatedly warned me to keep my blinds closed and not be fooled by the sound of weeping children that echoes in the streets after midnight.

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Two shadowy figures sat at the foot of the bed, softly humming a lullaby to my slumbering daughter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband frowned as his bit into the pizza, complained that it was a little too crunchy.	98
My heart sank as I watched my best friend waltz in through the front door, ready to tell me his shitty joke for the 69,743rd time.	82
I gave a patient, understanding smile to my wife as she lay on her deathbed, confessing to all the times she had cheated on me.	77
My friends would be repulsed if they found out I that I sleep with my patients.	72
"There's no need to be so upset," he said, giggling, "it's just a clump of cells after all!"	71
Tears of joy sprang from my eyes as I stood out in the field and watched the rain lash my parched crops.	68
I really should stop cutting myself.	66
I bit back a scream as gnarled and bloody fingers slowly wriggled out of her belly button with a squishy sound.	54
My neighbours repeatedly warned me to keep my blinds closed and not be fooled by the sound of weeping children that echoes in the streets after midnight.	53
Two shadowy figures sat at the foot of the bed, softly humming a lullaby to my slumbering daughter.	52