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"Look Dad. Dolphins!!!", my stepson screamed as he jumped in to swim with them.

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I was beginning to get hungry when I saw those four kids and dog get out of their van.

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That fortune teller was way off telling me I'd die because of a heart attack; I'm in the best shape ever

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I was beginning to get hungry when I saw the four kids and the dog get out of their van.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Look Dad. Dolphins!!!", my stepson screamed as he jumped in to swim with them.	4063
I was beginning to get hungry when I saw those four kids and dog get out of their van.	1150
That fortune teller was way off telling me I'd die because of a heart attack; I'm in the best shape ever	34
I was beginning to get hungry when I saw the four kids and the dog get out of their van.	1