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Upon learning I was invisible, my first course of action was to go down to the local park and beat up a mime that liked to perform there, anticipating the applaud he would receive.

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The genie nodded his head and poof I was a teenager back in high school circa 1962.

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I sold my soul to win Tuesday's Mega Millions lottery.

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My family and I were elated to hear that our mother had finally been cured.

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The wizard, seeing the black puddings in the hallway 100 feet ahead, starts to cast fireball.

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The poor people, now indentured servants, brought with the rich to Mars, realized that Earth currency held no value there.

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Earlier today, my girlfriend stated she did not wish to see me anymore.

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I was so proud to hear that my initiative to "Help Blind Kids" has grown to where there are now local chapters in almost every major city around the globe.

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The old man told me death awaited beyond the only way out of the room before exiting through said passage himself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Upon learning I was invisible, my first course of action was to go down to the local park and beat up a mime that liked to perform there, anticipating the applaud he would receive.	3991
The genie nodded his head and poof I was a teenager back in high school circa 1962.	2126
I sold my soul to win Tuesday's Mega Millions lottery.	79
My family and I were elated to hear that our mother had finally been cured.	30
The wizard, seeing the black puddings in the hallway 100 feet ahead, starts to cast fireball.	15
The poor people, now indentured servants, brought with the rich to Mars, realized that Earth currency held no value there.	14
Earlier today, my girlfriend stated she did not wish to see me anymore.	13
I was so proud to hear that my initiative to "Help Blind Kids" has grown to where there are now local chapters in almost every major city around the globe.	3
The old man told me death awaited beyond the only way out of the room before exiting through said passage himself.	0