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I quickly turn the lights off as the cops approach the car.

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After looting 2 banks and killing 79 police officers in a shootout, I decided it was time to log off.

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“Of course I care about the wellbeing of the children” I tell the officers.

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The moment I heard the screwdriver hit the ground I knew I was dead.

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When I figured out that the other person on the phone was talking to me from the church fire 10 years ago, I told her:

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The succubi I captured trembles in her cage as I carry her away.

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I don’t know what’s worse.

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I snatched a purse from a woman who fell over in an alley way while chasing me trying to get her purse back.

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I walk into the living room at night to see Santa wiping the cookie crumbs off his face as he tells me not to tell anyone.

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Knowing that my old sewing machine broke, my grandmother decided to gift me the one she used when she was younger.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I quickly turn the lights off as the cops approach the car.	37
After looting 2 banks and killing 79 police officers in a shootout, I decided it was time to log off.	28
“Of course I care about the wellbeing of the children” I tell the officers.	21
The moment I heard the screwdriver hit the ground I knew I was dead.	17
When I figured out that the other person on the phone was talking to me from the church fire 10 years ago, I told her:	17
The succubi I captured trembles in her cage as I carry her away.	16
I don’t know what’s worse.	16
I snatched a purse from a woman who fell over in an alley way while chasing me trying to get her purse back.	14
I walk into the living room at night to see Santa wiping the cookie crumbs off his face as he tells me not to tell anyone.	13
Knowing that my old sewing machine broke, my grandmother decided to gift me the one she used when she was younger.	10