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A few years ago, I discovered that I was receiving text messages from my future self.

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After years of attempting inter dimensional travel, I have finally succeeded and will update you shortly.

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“Good luck Brandon,” the time traveler said as he gave me his Time Machine.

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I asked out a girl today and she actually said yes!

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The time traveler gave me a weak smile.

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On one hand, the doctors caught the brain eating amoeba early so I should be just fine.

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The time traveler waits for patient zero.

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I swim towards the boat as fast as I can but the man keeps rowing away.

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The crazy neighborhood psychic lady screamed at the bus driver to not let me on.

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As I drove to the pig farm with the body of my ex girlfriend, who is dressed with nothing but her bra, I think to myself:

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A few years ago, I discovered that I was receiving text messages from my future self.	1437
After years of attempting inter dimensional travel, I have finally succeeded and will update you shortly.	686
“Good luck Brandon,” the time traveler said as he gave me his Time Machine.	618
I asked out a girl today and she actually said yes!	278
The time traveler gave me a weak smile.	160
On one hand, the doctors caught the brain eating amoeba early so I should be just fine.	152
The time traveler waits for patient zero.	114
I swim towards the boat as fast as I can but the man keeps rowing away.	88
The crazy neighborhood psychic lady screamed at the bus driver to not let me on.	77
As I drove to the pig farm with the body of my ex girlfriend, who is dressed with nothing but her bra, I think to myself:	45