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The man swatted away the annoying fly, then when it landed, he smashed it under a book.

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I told my wife we had to sleep in separate beds but she must have slipped in to mine some time during the night.

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Since the invention of radio, earth has been a noisy, rocky planet yelling out at the speed of light.

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My Tinder date said it would be hot to do it in a cemetery.

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At first I felt lucky to win a lifetime supply of gummy bears from the Gummy Bears CEO.

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“This is a cold, heartless man.”

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They warned me there would be a spooky skeleton inside this house.

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The freshly fallen snow crunched softly under my feet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The man swatted away the annoying fly, then when it landed, he smashed it under a book.	458
I told my wife we had to sleep in separate beds but she must have slipped in to mine some time during the night.	57
Since the invention of radio, earth has been a noisy, rocky planet yelling out at the speed of light.	37
My Tinder date said it would be hot to do it in a cemetery.	36
At first I felt lucky to win a lifetime supply of gummy bears from the Gummy Bears CEO.	14
“This is a cold, heartless man.”	13
They warned me there would be a spooky skeleton inside this house.	4
The freshly fallen snow crunched softly under my feet.	1