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[WP] The rest of the universe wages war using sound. They're absolutely terrified to find out that humans use the lethal weapon of music on themselves for fun.
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[WP] "It's Over, (Heroname), I've seized control of every government on Earth!" "I'll never let you rule the world for evil, (Villainname)" "Evil? Fool! I am implementing reforms so no-one else suffers like I did!"
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[WP] Reincarnation is not only a known, but well documented phenomenon. As a peasant who died young of disease, you haven't gotten used to being waited on hand and foot, and being referred to as "Your Majesty"
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[EU] It is December 1921. You are a young american chemical engineer. You have just completed your latest product, Leaded Gasoline! Suddenly you see a flash at your front door. You look through the peephole, and Holy shit why is there a giant naked austrian man here?
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[WP] While excavating an archeological site, you've accidentally awakened an immortal queen from her deathly slumber, but instead of being evil and wanting to conquer the world, she just wants her stuff back and to move on with her life.
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[WP] Reincarnation is not only a known but well-documented phenomenon. You have been struggling with your peasant duties since losing your child to disease. How shocked you are then, to find the new king waiting in your hovel, arms open wide, ranting about how much he missed you since dying.
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[WP] Your friend always gives you the best gifts. Stuff you didn't even KNOW you wanted. It's almost scary how good of a gift-giver they are. When you finally ask them how they pick out the perfect gift for you, they nonchalantly reply; "I looked at your page on the wiki, duh."
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[WP] The hero's party has busted into the throne room of the demon queen, ready for the final showdown. "Hello humans, how can I help you today?" the queen greets them. She is shocked to learn of all the atrocities the demon army has been committing. She had only ever ordered them to help people.
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[WP] Someone screwed up the hero summoning ritual. Now, standing in the circle, holy sword in hand, is the demon lord, with a fate to stop the demon lord's advances carved in stone, he's not quite sure what to do, in fact, noone is.
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[WP] The hero of the realm is walking and talking with the nation's prince, when suddenly, he stops dead in his tracks, and runs the other direction. The prince, fearing what kind of ungodly beast would make the renowned hero run in fear, looks up, only to see an unassuming maid, sweeping the castle
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