/u/flanneur's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Today's Mummy's birthday, so I made her the best cake ever!

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[MAY22] Adam and Eve picked the flowers and ate the fruit of the Tree, becoming wise.

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As my Sergeant was awarded the Medal of Honor, all I felt was sadness.

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If you hear the Sirens' song, plug your ears and pay it no heed.

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Apparently my neighbor went psycho on drugs and killed his girl.

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Lately, I've felt my dead wife has been on my mind.

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[JUN23] The winter came, and soon the fields were richly cloaked in snow.

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The wolf howled with mirth as it prepared to blow down yet another puny house.

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[FEB22] My son bawled as the tiger lunged towards him with open jaws.

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It's bad when your yard's buried under a giant pile of tumbleweeds.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today's Mummy's birthday, so I made her the best cake ever!	121
[MAY22] Adam and Eve picked the flowers and ate the fruit of the Tree, becoming wise.	118
As my Sergeant was awarded the Medal of Honor, all I felt was sadness.	113
If you hear the Sirens' song, plug your ears and pay it no heed.	100
Apparently my neighbor went psycho on drugs and killed his girl.	100
Lately, I've felt my dead wife has been on my mind.	74
[JUN23] The winter came, and soon the fields were richly cloaked in snow.	72
The wolf howled with mirth as it prepared to blow down yet another puny house.	52
[FEB22] My son bawled as the tiger lunged towards him with open jaws.	50
It's bad when your yard's buried under a giant pile of tumbleweeds.	48