/u/flanneur's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I had a horrific nightmare of my right leg being amputated.

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'Your foes shall vanish from your sight, no ill tidings shall reach your ears, and you shall wear a crown til the end of your days!'

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This Halloween, I'm going to shower every kid I see with candy!

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At last, I found the fiend that had cast a wasting plague on my tribe.

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[JUL22] Zeus and the gods placed Tantalus in a pool of water that wouldn't quench his thirst, under a tree of fruit that wouldn't feed his hunger.

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'They'll call me any moment now, you bastard!', she shrieked.

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This Halloween, me and my family have decided not to wear any costumes.

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[FEB22] I told the village headman I shot the tiger that had killed his pregnant wife, giving the baby's corpse as proof.

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[MAR22] Most of us can only hold their breath for up to 2 minutes

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[MAY22] After I moved into the old house, I kept dreaming of women calling to me, hiding in a garden of flowers.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had a horrific nightmare of my right leg being amputated.	43
'Your foes shall vanish from your sight, no ill tidings shall reach your ears, and you shall wear a crown til the end of your days!'	42
This Halloween, I'm going to shower every kid I see with candy!	41
At last, I found the fiend that had cast a wasting plague on my tribe.	40
[JUL22] Zeus and the gods placed Tantalus in a pool of water that wouldn't quench his thirst, under a tree of fruit that wouldn't feed his hunger.	38
'They'll call me any moment now, you bastard!', she shrieked.	37
This Halloween, me and my family have decided not to wear any costumes.	34
[FEB22] I told the village headman I shot the tiger that had killed his pregnant wife, giving the baby's corpse as proof.	33
[MAR22] Most of us can only hold their breath for up to 2 minutes	33
[MAY22] After I moved into the old house, I kept dreaming of women calling to me, hiding in a garden of flowers.	33