/u/flanneur's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I killed and ate, killed and ate, determined to leave nothing to the invaders.

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Mom taught me to write down my bad thoughts to control my negative emotions.

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I decided to refurbish my mom's bedroom as a surprise for when she returns from her trip.

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[OCT21] 'These're the best funnel cakes I've had, compliments to ya!'

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If we're unlucky enough to see it, close your eyes and count to 20.

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'It runs in the family,' my fiancé told me.

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[JUL22] My father Zeus laid down a challenge to us to prove our might, and I won.

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It took a century for science to prove Earth was the only planet with life in the Universe.

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'Money, money, money,' sang the magic jukebox, raining dollars on the cheering crowd.

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[JUN2023] First I make a sketch, then I paint the subject, and then I burn the painting in a bonfire.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I killed and ate, killed and ate, determined to leave nothing to the invaders.	32
Mom taught me to write down my bad thoughts to control my negative emotions.	32
I decided to refurbish my mom's bedroom as a surprise for when she returns from her trip.	31
[OCT21] 'These're the best funnel cakes I've had, compliments to ya!'	30
If we're unlucky enough to see it, close your eyes and count to 20.	26
'It runs in the family,' my fiancé told me.	25
[JUL22] My father Zeus laid down a challenge to us to prove our might, and I won.	24
It took a century for science to prove Earth was the only planet with life in the Universe.	24
'Money, money, money,' sang the magic jukebox, raining dollars on the cheering crowd.	23
[JUN2023] First I make a sketch, then I paint the subject, and then I burn the painting in a bonfire.	22