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My husband cheated on me with his online girlfriend and flew to a small island country to visit her.

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The man at the dry cleaners asks what material my pocket square’s made of, so he can clean it appropriately.

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My girlfriend told me never to go into her closet, but I disobeyed while she was on a work trip.

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I was convinced that alien parasites have eaten my organs, blood, and bones, but the emergency room doctor showed me X-rays that proved I was delusional.

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A pharmaceutical executive whose generational wealth originated from his ancestors’ grave robbing wakes up with a punctured lung.

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While exploring an abandoned mall, I got lost.

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The man at the dry cleaners asks what material my suit’s made of, since there’s no tag.

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The man at the dry cleaners asks what material my suit’s made of, since there’s no tag.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband cheated on me with his online girlfriend and flew to a small island country to visit her.	4248
The man at the dry cleaners asks what material my pocket square’s made of, so he can clean it appropriately.	1522
My girlfriend told me never to go into her closet, but I disobeyed while she was on a work trip.	1463
I was convinced that alien parasites have eaten my organs, blood, and bones, but the emergency room doctor showed me X-rays that proved I was delusional.	1041
A pharmaceutical executive whose generational wealth originated from his ancestors’ grave robbing wakes up with a punctured lung.	5
While exploring an abandoned mall, I got lost.	2
The man at the dry cleaners asks what material my suit’s made of, since there’s no tag.	1
The man at the dry cleaners asks what material my suit’s made of, since there’s no tag.	1