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[WP] everybody made fun of you, they called you a genetic dead end. when the apocalypse came they said you'd be one of the first to die. you'll show them, or your name isn't Benjamin Morgan!
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[WP] so you made a build but its pretty useless, you made your dex stat high to backstab, but your strength is so low you can't even lift a dagger, you made your intelligence stat high to cast magic, but you decided to make your character an atheist, and your faith stat determines your magic power.
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[WP] you are pretty average, or at least you thought so, but as you wait in purgatory, death comes to you and says you died to early, and its an important case at that, but he will have to talk to god and satan to get you back on your feet, and they are both very stubborn about their plans.
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[WP] content with your life cutting wood and fishing to warm and feed your family back home, an adventurer walks up to you, and as he talks to you, you realize you cant remember your wife and kids, and you've been cutting these trees and fishing in this lake for as long as you can remember.
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[WP] you go to your therapist feeling terrible, talking about your crimes against humanity, the therapist replies back "look, you're the best psychiatrist i know, its not your fault all your patients think you're some kind of monster"
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[WP] a new species of rapidly growing tree has made all the greenhouse gases in the air dissapear, but this poses another problem, global cooling.
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[WP] they say the most virtuous souls are appointed as angels and the most sinful appointed as demons, but due to an error the wrong souls were appointed for the wrong jobs.
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