/u/foxstarfivelol's posts
[WP] all your friends bragged about their mothers cooking but when they shared it it turns out nostalgia did all the work. when it was your turn to begrudgingly share your mothers frankly mediocre cooking all your friends were left enchanted.
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[WP] the insectoid alien species has complex programming rituals to turn larva into workers and warriors. and yet this oddly shaped larva that calls itself "steve" is apparently 300 months old and is able to wield wartools.
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[WP] as an npc merchant in an economic crash, you've had to resort to exploring the overworld to gain items. one day after a particularly dangerous encounter you look up to see unassigned skill points.
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[WP] you are patient zero. unlike the other infected you aren't a zombie, but even worse it is spread with every breath you take.
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[EU] you, a mute midget find yourself falling down a hole, landing in a field of flowers, as one greets you. you don't care to listen to it, as you were a speedrunner, and you wanna test out some new tricks now that the code of the game doesn't restrict you.
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[WP] you're saying this pathetic civilian qualified for being drafted? he can barely run 10 feet! how are we supposed to whip him in shape?
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