/u/frankichiro's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ironically, the paralysing reaction to the berries was not my main regret, as I knew it would wear off in a few hours.

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My ex can't help himself and acts like real dog sometimes, but in many ways, our relationship has actually improved after he cheated on me.

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As I blew my nose and this squirming, bloody, snail-like creature came out, I felt a sudden rush of consciousness and memories returning to me.

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I remember thinking it was weird, and frustrating, trying to play my mandolin for the audience, but everything just kept getting wet, slippery, and difficult.

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"I go hide now daddy, you count!" she said excitedly as we were playing hide-and-seek around the house.

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It took a lot of planning, and I almost got caught, but as I laid down in the pool chair with full view of the long, twisting water slide, I could hardly contain my excitement.

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It had started with simple procrastination, just feeling a bit off and too tired to deal with things.

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After 46 years in the medical field, my proudest accomplishments are two things:

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As predictable as they may be, being stuck in a time loop actually has its moments of joy.

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He had first noticed it at work, then at the store, then the TV, and now even at home...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ironically, the paralysing reaction to the berries was not my main regret, as I knew it would wear off in a few hours.	2507
My ex can't help himself and acts like real dog sometimes, but in many ways, our relationship has actually improved after he cheated on me.	2219
As I blew my nose and this squirming, bloody, snail-like creature came out, I felt a sudden rush of consciousness and memories returning to me.	502
I remember thinking it was weird, and frustrating, trying to play my mandolin for the audience, but everything just kept getting wet, slippery, and difficult.	153
"I go hide now daddy, you count!" she said excitedly as we were playing hide-and-seek around the house.	152
It took a lot of planning, and I almost got caught, but as I laid down in the pool chair with full view of the long, twisting water slide, I could hardly contain my excitement.	94
It had started with simple procrastination, just feeling a bit off and too tired to deal with things.	69
After 46 years in the medical field, my proudest accomplishments are two things:	67
As predictable as they may be, being stuck in a time loop actually has its moments of joy.	26
He had first noticed it at work, then at the store, then the TV, and now even at home...	22