/u/freepunjabimovie2019's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Aliens that landed on our planet called themselves "Americans" and told us they were looking for "oil".

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When my phone warned me that I had 10 new followers I thought that was a good thing.

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I've been getting sick of my job to reach the bottom of the local bottomless pit.

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My therapist Zachary said a vacation to the grand canyon would be good for my health.

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I thought self driving cars were going to be a great idea.

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I walked into the local Target to get some new dishes.

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Yesterday I wanted to win tomorrows big game so bad, I prayed to Satan.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Aliens that landed on our planet called themselves "Americans" and told us they were looking for "oil".	515
When my phone warned me that I had 10 new followers I thought that was a good thing.	48
I've been getting sick of my job to reach the bottom of the local bottomless pit.	11
My therapist Zachary said a vacation to the grand canyon would be good for my health.	9
I thought self driving cars were going to be a great idea.	3
I walked into the local Target to get some new dishes.	1
Yesterday I wanted to win tomorrows big game so bad, I prayed to Satan.	1