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I chortled to myself as St. Peter explained that I - a fireman who dedicated his life to saving others - must endure the pain of those I had murdered in life.
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Through a tearful smile, I thank God for the fact that my infant has always been absolutely captivated by a simple game of peek-a-boo.
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I gotta admit I wasn't a huge fan of wearing these masks at first, but over time it's started to grow on me.
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Unbenkownst to her, I could hear the faint sobbing of the exhausted stranger-woman in the hallway, cursing my Alzheimers as I napped peacefully.
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Back when I had just died, I was feeling pretty anxious at the idea of taking my turn to stand and be judged by our Lord.
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I was Facetiming my best friend earlier, and was completely shocked to see my wife's underwear hanging from his bedpost.
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[49] I've prayed and begged and cried for help for eons, as I feel every atom of my body being slowly stripped apart by the black vortex.
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