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“I did your mum, Steve, I did her good!” my bully yelled at me.

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Here in the afterlife, people get to spend eternity with their soulmate.

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“I’m married,” I choked up as I looked on my wife smiling in her wedding dress.

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I have seen the face of god

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I ran in terror after witnessing the coven’s blood sacrifices.

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All the transmitters going offline was our first warning.

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This isn’t what I meant when I said, “eat my ass!”

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I smiled serenely as I finished my prayer, knowing that my supplication had been truly heard.

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I stood on the platform clutching my ticket out of here.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I did your mum, Steve, I did her good!” my bully yelled at me.	4241
Here in the afterlife, people get to spend eternity with their soulmate.	855
“I’m married,” I choked up as I looked on my wife smiling in her wedding dress.	221
I have seen the face of god	18
I ran in terror after witnessing the coven’s blood sacrifices.	16
All the transmitters going offline was our first warning.	12
This isn’t what I meant when I said, “eat my ass!”	10
I smiled serenely as I finished my prayer, knowing that my supplication had been truly heard.	7
I stood on the platform clutching my ticket out of here.	1