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When they unveiled the prototype for the time traveling machine, the lead scientist volunteered to travel back in time to witness the birth of Jesus Christ

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I asked my wife why she kept looking for a grey car at the parking lot while ours is blue

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[FEB22] I immediately knew it was no ordinary tiger that wandered into my research camp.

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My toddler has been getting increasingly afraid of “a monster” in her room, so in an attempt to comfort her, I suggested we’d play ghostbusters in her bedroom before she went to bed.

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[MAR22] It’s been three weeks since the accident now and I overheard my family’s conversations and prayers for a miracle

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The crowd laughed when the two chatbots started talking gibberish to each other

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The man sitting across me looked exactly like the alleged psychic serial killer who was on the news.

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[MAR22] I should have stopped when I passed the cordoned off area and saw all the sirens and police officers trying to comfort a hysterically crying couple

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[MAR22] If only I had grabbed my glasses when I went out of bed to take a leak in the middle of the night.

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That final moment of my best friend grinning at me will haunt me forever.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When they unveiled the prototype for the time traveling machine, the lead scientist volunteered to travel back in time to witness the birth of Jesus Christ	7714	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked my wife why she kept looking for a grey car at the parking lot while ours is blue	2041	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB22] I immediately knew it was no ordinary tiger that wandered into my research camp.	1418	TwoSentenceHorror
My toddler has been getting increasingly afraid of “a monster” in her room, so in an attempt to comfort her, I suggested we’d play ghostbusters in her bedroom before she went to bed.	916	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] It’s been three weeks since the accident now and I overheard my family’s conversations and prayers for a miracle	55	TwoSentenceHorror
The crowd laughed when the two chatbots started talking gibberish to each other	52	TwoSentenceHorror
The man sitting across me looked exactly like the alleged psychic serial killer who was on the news.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] I should have stopped when I passed the cordoned off area and saw all the sirens and police officers trying to comfort a hysterically crying couple	23	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] If only I had grabbed my glasses when I went out of bed to take a leak in the middle of the night.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
That final moment of my best friend grinning at me will haunt me forever.	14	TwoSentenceHorror