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History does not remember blood. It remembers names.

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This actors name is Peter Dinklage and he played the part of Tyrion Lannister. FYI: this is his actual height which made him ill-made, spiteful, little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. It's not a special effect!

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smart enough to raise people from the dead, not smart enough to make a steel weapon and a set of armour

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Let us remember, that Renly the Gentle was murdered by his bald brother with dishonourable black magic.

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If r/freefolk was a character from House of the Dragon (Hot D)

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Imagine HBO execs trying to tell these two men that their budget has been cut and they have to remove a battle scene. Spoiler: you can't, because it would NEVER happen

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I like do imagine that Benioff would just make that same face whenever George Fartin mentioned some obscure book point he'd want to be adapted

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Daemon will become Three Eyed Raven

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Aegon the burned cock

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
History does not remember blood. It remembers names.	130
This actors name is Peter Dinklage and he played the part of Tyrion Lannister. FYI: this is his actual height which made him ill-made, spiteful, little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. It's not a special effect!	89
smart enough to raise people from the dead, not smart enough to make a steel weapon and a set of armour	46
Let us remember, that Renly the Gentle was murdered by his bald brother with dishonourable black magic.	19
If r/freefolk was a character from House of the Dragon (Hot D)	17
Imagine HBO execs trying to tell these two men that their budget has been cut and they have to remove a battle scene. Spoiler: you can't, because it would NEVER happen	16
I like do imagine that Benioff would just make that same face whenever George Fartin mentioned some obscure book point he'd want to be adapted	1
Daemon will become Three Eyed Raven	1
Aegon the burned cock	1