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My wife and I decided to do a little role play, so it was decided that I would be a prisoner while she’d be my warden.

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I asked my one year-old daughter “where’s daddy?” to engage her mind.

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After selfishly eating the last rations belonging to my camp, I felt the skin around my ribs tighten with an accompanying curse of insatiable hunger.

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I sold my soul to the devil in exchange of knowing when people will die.

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After spending all our time building it, me and my crew were denied entry into the space shuttle reserved for humanity’s last hope of survival.

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I knew I had to have that dog when I saw it wearing the cutest little vest.

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I felt sick to my stomach when my parents passed away.

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As a hunter, people are always shocked when I tell them that I am a firm supporter of vegetarianism.

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The disgusting creature ran in fear as I failed to squish it with my foot.

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Before she left on her trip two weeks ago, my wife bought me a subscription to a true crime loot box.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife and I decided to do a little role play, so it was decided that I would be a prisoner while she’d be my warden.	4632	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked my one year-old daughter “where’s daddy?” to engage her mind.	2414	TwoSentenceHorror
After selfishly eating the last rations belonging to my camp, I felt the skin around my ribs tighten with an accompanying curse of insatiable hunger.	316	TwoSentenceHorror
I sold my soul to the devil in exchange of knowing when people will die.	173	TwoSentenceHorror
After spending all our time building it, me and my crew were denied entry into the space shuttle reserved for humanity’s last hope of survival.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew I had to have that dog when I saw it wearing the cutest little vest.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
I felt sick to my stomach when my parents passed away.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
As a hunter, people are always shocked when I tell them that I am a firm supporter of vegetarianism.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The disgusting creature ran in fear as I failed to squish it with my foot.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Before she left on her trip two weeks ago, my wife bought me a subscription to a true crime loot box.	17	TwoSentenceHorror