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Marooned at sea for so long, I begged the heavens above for any sort of rescue.

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Furious with his team’s poor performance, the football coach decided to ram himself into the opposing quarterback.

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An army of priests tried to take my newborn baby away from me, but I drove them away.

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Tired of seeing nothing come from my good-for-nothing wife, I forced her to help out with the garden.

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From the crow’s nest, I saw tentacles wrap around everything in a matter of minutes.

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The police told my parents my sister committed suicide.

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I kept seeing my wife after hearing her car collided into a big-rig.

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[Part 1] I woke up during the middle of the night because of an earthquake.

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The quilt I made is starting to smell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Marooned at sea for so long, I begged the heavens above for any sort of rescue.	13
Furious with his team’s poor performance, the football coach decided to ram himself into the opposing quarterback.	13
An army of priests tried to take my newborn baby away from me, but I drove them away.	11
Tired of seeing nothing come from my good-for-nothing wife, I forced her to help out with the garden.	9
From the crow’s nest, I saw tentacles wrap around everything in a matter of minutes.	9
The police told my parents my sister committed suicide.	9
I kept seeing my wife after hearing her car collided into a big-rig.	8
[Part 1] I woke up during the middle of the night because of an earthquake.	5
The quilt I made is starting to smell.	1