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[WP] Person 1: "I'm sorry for taking so long. Bear with me." Person 2: "That's no excuse! I've been waiting for hours!" Person 1: "You don't understand. I've got a bear with me and that's why I've been taking so long."
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[WP] You have two lives. You live them both one after the other, over and over. You transition from your beautiful 1st life to your 2nd by falling asleep. You transition from your devastating 2nd life back to your 1st by falling asleep. You spend your life in a constant, never-ending cycle.
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[WP] The world thinks your child is the chosen one when it is really you, their parent. You interfere with their life and helicopter parent so much that your child seems to always defeat the bad guy.
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[WP] Upon joining the Galactic Federation each new species must offer up a new "law" for every Federation species to follow. Flows of outrage appear after the humans insist on each species having their own war cry called a "National Anthem."
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[WP] Not long after your pink-haired child was born you lost your spouse. Years later you watch as your protagonist child manages to avoid every adventure starter trope possible without even realising.
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[WP] You gasp for air, coughing and wretching as the fluid surrounding you slowly drains away. Cords detach from your skin as you collapse to the bottom of a glass tank. You look out to see a group of people in weird attire surrounding you. Your fear is palpable until one person steps forward.
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[WP] 50 years ago when the aliens landed they decimated the earth but kept a few of each species to conserve. The few humans they kept were a rare subspecies colloquially known as the 'Aussie.' Alien conservationists attempt to build their natural habitat.
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[WP] You're the hero summoned from another world by the Kingdom to defeat the Demon Lord. You train for years only to discover you actually agree with some of the Demon Lord's ideology, including the idea of electing a democratic government.
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