/u/gabz09's posts
[WP] You're a modern vampire that only drinks from the willing. You have a clientele that pays you to drink from them. Your best customers are those with haemochromatosis.
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[WP] You are a genie that has granted wishes for millennia for mankind. One day an alien picks up your lamp.
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[WP] You wake up normally as you always have. You get to work and little things throw you off. You finally realise it's because all seriousness is taken sarcastically and all sarcasm is taken seriously. While you try to navigate the conversations throughout the day, chaos ensues.
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[WP] People are always weirded out by your canny ability to know what has just happened to them. Your trick is that you always randomly create analogies that don't make sense
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[WP] You walk into the conference room on the first day of your new job. Satan has hired you to clean up his image after years of nefarious slander. You are the newest Devil's Advocate.
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[WP] Recently widowed, you buy a puppy for companionship. Unbeknownst to you, your new puppy is the reincarnation of your late spouse who does everything they can to make you happy again.
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[WP] You are a Detective with a magic bag that will always contain what you need to solve your next case. Today as you pull up to the crime scene, you reach into your bag and pull out a picture of David Attenborough.
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[WP] Your spouse hides from you that they're a secret agent. You pretend to be oblivious but they're very bad at their job...
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[WP] Your friend always appears out of nowhere. They always manage to surprise your group with their appearances. You come to the conclusion they are stopping time simply to get a jumpscare out of people.
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