/u/gahidus's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The real reason that intelligent life is so rare in the universe is that every civilization eventually finds scientific proof that the afterlife exists, everyone gets in, and it's pretty great...
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[WP] The first law decreed that no law could be longer than one page. The second law strictly defined what a page was, because boy did they see that one coming...
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[WP] You have the uncanny ability to convince everyone around you that you're supposed to be wherever you are, doing whatever you're doing. No one has ever challenged your presence or your actions before.
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[WP] a Witch, a Vampire, and a Pixie walk into a bar. It's your bar. They seem surprised, as if they didn't know it was under New Management...
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[WP] Despite leading a life of sin, you were thrilled to wind up in Heaven when you died. The thrill faded when you learned that you weren't a guest of Heaven. You're staff.
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[WP] The vast majority of humans live in space, accepted members of a vibrant galactic community, their ancestors having left Earth 10,000 years ago. It's at *their* recommendation that Earth hasn't since been contacted.
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[WP] You're aboard the ISS when ground control cuts out in mid-sentence. You can't get into contact with anyone. Passing over the night side of the Earth, there are no lights on down there.
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[WP] Your digital assistant has become nigh-omnipotent, but still frequently mishears or misunderstands commands.
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