/u/gahidus's posts
[WP] You are a scholar, and also a literary critic, who has decided to tackle the absolutely absurd gibberish that passes for technology in futuristic fiction. The fiction is set in the year 2020.
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[WP] "Okay... Someone posted the sound file that trips the hypnotic trigger to turn me into a slut on the group discord... who was it?" NSFW
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[WP] You were only trying to work out how to synthesize artificial meat, but you stumbled upon the solution to creating literally any flesh to custom order... Including living beings.
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[WP] Human, you have been rescued. We will contact your people at return you to your home as soon as possible. In the meantime, our anthropologists have used our data on your civilization to reconstruct an environment that you should comfortable and familiar.
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[WP] You are the wittiest motherfucker who has ever joined the army. You told a joke so funny that, despite struggling to do so, your drill sergeant simply could not regain composure.
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[WP] You discovered the identity of the off-start hero who'd been disrupting your plans. Turns out it was your daughter. Great... Now you're a super villain working part-time hero support...
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[WP] As long as you are inside your house, time doesn't pass in the outside world. As long as you are in the outside world, time doesn't pass in your house.
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[WP] It was hard to find women willing to visit the aliens, considering their proclivities for aphrodisiacs and breeding, but she was actually eager to volunteer! NSFW
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[WP] When she joked that she'd fuck her friend for the price he paid for call girls, she was surprised that he made her a serious offer, and more surprised that it made her a little horny... NSFW
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[WP] As you put the finishing touches on your time machine, you feel a presence behind you and turn around to see yourself there. You tell you, "The good news is: you don't have to bother, I finally got it right. The bad news is, there's a bunch of us outside, and we should probably talk..."
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