/u/gahidus's posts
[WP] In order to use magic, you must choose a spirit that will share your body. Finding one you can trust is perhaps the most important choice you will ever make...
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[WP] And so it turned out that the real treasure was friendship! Seriously though, half the people you adventured with were some sort of royalty or legendary mages and whatnot. These are good people to know...
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[WP] Before your father died, he married your evil stepmother. She's always super nice to you, specifically, but she *is* evil otherwise...
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[WP] A vast Machine Armada entered the solar system. "People of Earth. Greetings. Our organics died when our sun's age made our planet uninhabitable. We have since been without purpose. Find us on your internet. Tell us things that you want. We will make them and send them to you."
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[WP] Greetings, people of Earth. We've been seeking contact with you for you for quite some time. Your souls have been ending up in our afterlife forever, and all of you seem really, really surprised.
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[WP] It's the far future and war is a thing of the past, not necessarily for any philosophical reason, but because advanced AIs have "solved" war such that the attacker will always lose.
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[WP] The Queen was not actually wicked... she just had a very dry sense of humor and a face that made her constantly *seem* angry or bored.
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[WP] Your mother was a master of secret, ancient, mystical dances that could bend the laws of nature and change the course of fate. She taught these secrets all to you. At any rate... you became an accountant.
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