/u/gahidus's posts
[WP] When your time came, you cheated death. You outran, outfoxed, and outplayed death at every turn. When death finally caught you, he decided that you had a lot to teach him...
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[WP] Your digital assistant has become nigh-omnipotent, but still frequently mishears or misunderstands commands.
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[WP] A stereotypical "mean girl" realizes that she's living in a trope-based universe where villains inevitably get comeuppance and nice people ultimately win in the end...
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[WP] Telepaths are amazed by the ability of anyone to conduct even basic social interactions without the ability to read thoughts or share memories. Anything done without telepathy is "inspiring" and "An incredible accomplishment".
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[WP] It looks like your planet has suffered a devastating attack. A shame. You should have constructed defenses using the rare minerals in those asteroids we sent to you.
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[WP] Everyone has a spider in their brain. A tiny mechanical spider. It enhances your abilities. It lets you move on to a new body after death. Everyone has a spider in their brain. Everyone except...
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[WP] Faeries have returned openly to the world. When people fear their "malevolence", citing old folktales, they're quick to point out what humans were like back then. "They were jerks. They pretty much had it coming."
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[WP] You granted a young lady a wish in exchange for the promise of her first born child. When you returned to collect, she just seemed immensely relieved and basically hustled you out the door with it. You now have the world's loudest and fussiest baby.
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[WP] You use your social skills and tech savvy to hide the fact that you're actually psychic and clairvoyant.
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