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[EU] Dittos are replacing our friends and family; they've infiltrated our police, military, even our government! Nobody can be trusted!

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[WP] Walmart adopts new customer service policies; employees may say whatever the fuck they want to customers

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[WP] In order to maintain a monopoly in these new territories, Coca-Cola has kept it's interstellar contacts secret for years.

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[WP] Humanity is doomed, but if we allow them to access our archives, the whole universe is doomed!

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[WP] It is common practice in our culture to invoice our children by the hour for childcare costs; we are gracious enough to not charge interest until the age of 12!

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[WP] You haunted the old residents of this house because you wanted to be left alone, but now you've turned it into a tourist attraction.

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[WP] You are the victim of a witches curse, you may now only speak in puns. Nobody will take you seriously anymore as a professional "____"

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[WP] You have a 5% chance of scoring a critical hit, any human contact is potentially fatal in a spectacular, over the top manner to those you touch.

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[WP] You are the most passive aggressive best selling author in the world, and you have no idea how obvious it is to everyone around you that you're writing about them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] Dittos are replacing our friends and family; they've infiltrated our police, military, even our government! Nobody can be trusted!	0
[WP] Walmart adopts new customer service policies; employees may say whatever the fuck they want to customers	0
[WP] In order to maintain a monopoly in these new territories, Coca-Cola has kept it's interstellar contacts secret for years.	0
[WP] Humanity is doomed, but if we allow them to access our archives, the whole universe is doomed!	0
[WP] It is common practice in our culture to invoice our children by the hour for childcare costs; we are gracious enough to not charge interest until the age of 12!	0
[WP] You haunted the old residents of this house because you wanted to be left alone, but now you've turned it into a tourist attraction.	0
[WP] You are the victim of a witches curse, you may now only speak in puns. Nobody will take you seriously anymore as a professional "____"	0
[WP] You have a 5% chance of scoring a critical hit, any human contact is potentially fatal in a spectacular, over the top manner to those you touch.	0
[WP] You are the most passive aggressive best selling author in the world, and you have no idea how obvious it is to everyone around you that you're writing about them.	0