/u/gekosaurus's posts
[WP] You have undeniably been a good person your whole life, however, due to your abject loathing of God himself, you are condemned to Hell.
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[WP] The year was 2018 when transfats were banned in Canada; as a former pot dealer and KFC assistant manager, you had everything it took to become a new kind of kingpin.
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[WP] You're a necromancer, but you're not evil or anything, you just kinda like to hang out with them.
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[WP] Real life billionaire tries to become a Batmanesque superhero, makes a complete and utter fool of themself.
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[WP] Consciousness predates life; organic lifeforms are actually sort of like a marketing gimmick for Earth.
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[WP] You are being mugged by a dolphin, and that isn't even the weirdest thing that has happened to you today.
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[WP] You have the ability to make everyone around you break into amazingly choreographed musical numbers.
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