/u/ghostofgenerayburn's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My boyfriend is the most perfect man I have ever met.

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The alien ship touched down 10 years after the Earth had fallen into complete environmental ruin.

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[MAR22] When I heard the sirens screaming, I drove away from the missile site as fast as I could with my children and pets in the back seat.

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I always blew the old folks off when they said that the soul remains in the body for three hours after death and can feel everything.

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I know I drink too much before going to bed

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Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder Where You Are

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I miss my mother, but I will see her soon.

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The Wheel of Fortune/goes spinning around

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boyfriend is the most perfect man I have ever met.	892
The alien ship touched down 10 years after the Earth had fallen into complete environmental ruin.	145
[MAR22] When I heard the sirens screaming, I drove away from the missile site as fast as I could with my children and pets in the back seat.	85
I always blew the old folks off when they said that the soul remains in the body for three hours after death and can feel everything.	40
I know I drink too much before going to bed	1
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder Where You Are	1
I miss my mother, but I will see her soon.	1
The Wheel of Fortune/goes spinning around	0