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I awake to the whir of a chainsaw...

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My mom sews a button in my upper lip, and then she slits a hole in my lower lip. Buttoning my mouth shut, she says, “I’ll never smell your bad breath again...”

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My daughter held the teddy bear the day she went missing. When the bear appeared next to her tombstone, I knew the killer visited her grave.

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I got a new car ornament from the hitchhiker I picked up—his skull looks great on my dash.

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The coffee tasted extra good, so I asked Alister what he put in it. He replied “baby blood,” and I haven’t gone back to regular creamer since.

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I’ve had a phobia of metal rulers ever since my 4th grade math teacher hit me in the face with one. My nose sliced clean off—she sharpened the edge like a knife.

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One night, driving on a country road, I hit a deer—antlers busting through my windshield.

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We found the pianist’s severed fingers on the piano. The killer used them as keys.

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4 dozen children found muscle tendons in their chocolate that night. The killer handed out his victims as Halloween candy.

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Depressed, I drunkenly channel surf like I do every night, when I see a local news story saying I’ve been murdered...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I awake to the whir of a chainsaw...	88
My mom sews a button in my upper lip, and then she slits a hole in my lower lip. Buttoning my mouth shut, she says, “I’ll never smell your bad breath again...”	79
My daughter held the teddy bear the day she went missing. When the bear appeared next to her tombstone, I knew the killer visited her grave.	77
I got a new car ornament from the hitchhiker I picked up—his skull looks great on my dash.	57
The coffee tasted extra good, so I asked Alister what he put in it. He replied “baby blood,” and I haven’t gone back to regular creamer since.	32
I’ve had a phobia of metal rulers ever since my 4th grade math teacher hit me in the face with one. My nose sliced clean off—she sharpened the edge like a knife.	23
One night, driving on a country road, I hit a deer—antlers busting through my windshield.	19
We found the pianist’s severed fingers on the piano. The killer used them as keys.	18
4 dozen children found muscle tendons in their chocolate that night. The killer handed out his victims as Halloween candy.	16
Depressed, I drunkenly channel surf like I do every night, when I see a local news story saying I’ve been murdered...	15