/u/ghostsgoblinsgraves's posts
I turn on my laptop and the screen goes red. Footage of demons torturing me starts playing—so I force quit—but they pull me in as the computer turns off.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
I pause the movie’s kill scene to grab another drink, but, as I turn, the film starts playing again.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
I stick the wire in my urethra and then tell my wife to plug in the cord. The “Book of Kink” says Frankensteining is the perfect way to cure erectile disfunction.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Sitting in traffic behind a crash, hoping to rubberneck some carnage, I turn on the radio, which blasts a noise so loud it blows out my eardrums.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
