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I was so excited to finally meet a nice girl on Tinder who shared my love of observing insects. NSFW

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After 27 years of slumber, it was time to awaken and begin feasting on the town’s children.

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I thought the oracle was useless when he shook his head and told me he couldn’t tell me the name of the man who killed my father.

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“Looks like we got the last witness to the crime,” I said to my partner as I stood over the woman’s lifeless body.

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Hearing my dog whining to be let outside, I began to walk downstairs.

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My son loved playing hide and go seek with me… “you’ll never find me this time, daddy!” he giggled as I closed my eyes and started counting.

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The Smiths were relieved to finally find a babysitter that was within their budget.

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“I wish to be a famous and talented musician!” I proudly told the genie, excited at the prospect of finally being able to live out my childhood dream.

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I woke up in the middle of the night with my wife snuggled next to me.

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I was absolutely mortified to see my car’s tires slashed, side door keyed, headlights smashed, and the word “Carrie” carved into the leather seats.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so excited to finally meet a nice girl on Tinder who shared my love of observing insects. NSFW	4212
After 27 years of slumber, it was time to awaken and begin feasting on the town’s children.	2104
I thought the oracle was useless when he shook his head and told me he couldn’t tell me the name of the man who killed my father.	253
“Looks like we got the last witness to the crime,” I said to my partner as I stood over the woman’s lifeless body.	21
Hearing my dog whining to be let outside, I began to walk downstairs.	12
My son loved playing hide and go seek with me… “you’ll never find me this time, daddy!” he giggled as I closed my eyes and started counting.	7
The Smiths were relieved to finally find a babysitter that was within their budget.	6
“I wish to be a famous and talented musician!” I proudly told the genie, excited at the prospect of finally being able to live out my childhood dream.	4
I woke up in the middle of the night with my wife snuggled next to me.	1
I was absolutely mortified to see my car’s tires slashed, side door keyed, headlights smashed, and the word “Carrie” carved into the leather seats.	1