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When I turned 18, my mom kicked me out of the house.

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Congratulations on a great quarter, click on this email for information about your quarterly bonus check!

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The violinist always had a soft spot for the lobsters in the tank and one night he wished for them to be freed.

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Your texts used to be the highlight of my day.

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Sick of being lonely, I sold my soul to the Devil so I could finally meet the girl of my dreams.

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I waited for two hours at the coffee shop before accepting the reality that yet another Tinder date had stood me up and went home.

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“Happy 60th birthday, dad!” I said to my father at his birthday dinner twelve years ago today.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I turned 18, my mom kicked me out of the house.	737
Congratulations on a great quarter, click on this email for information about your quarterly bonus check!	209
The violinist always had a soft spot for the lobsters in the tank and one night he wished for them to be freed.	77
Your texts used to be the highlight of my day.	47
Sick of being lonely, I sold my soul to the Devil so I could finally meet the girl of my dreams.	19
I waited for two hours at the coffee shop before accepting the reality that yet another Tinder date had stood me up and went home.	15
“Happy 60th birthday, dad!” I said to my father at his birthday dinner twelve years ago today.	11