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I looked down at the scrawny, lifeless body I held in my arms.

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Tuning in to the news, I saw that the kidnapper had died in a car crash while the police was chasing him.

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"You look crazy hot tonight", I told him.

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People thought the world was going to end in 2012.

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Revealing to people that I'm a self made millionaire tends to make them suck up to me a little.

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I was still half-asleep when my wife crawled into bed with me.

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"I don't care, I love it!" she sang...

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"Hey, babe", I said as I laid down next to my boyfriend.

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I pulled on my fishing rod as hard as I could, desperate to pull out whatever the hook had gotten stuck in.

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I let out a squeal of joy upon finding the bloated, seemingly dead body of the nasty, alien-looking vermin that had been terrorizing my pumpkin patch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I looked down at the scrawny, lifeless body I held in my arms.	117
Tuning in to the news, I saw that the kidnapper had died in a car crash while the police was chasing him.	110
"You look crazy hot tonight", I told him.	102
People thought the world was going to end in 2012.	61
Revealing to people that I'm a self made millionaire tends to make them suck up to me a little.	58
I was still half-asleep when my wife crawled into bed with me.	49
"I don't care, I love it!" she sang...	47
"Hey, babe", I said as I laid down next to my boyfriend.	46
I pulled on my fishing rod as hard as I could, desperate to pull out whatever the hook had gotten stuck in.	40
I let out a squeal of joy upon finding the bloated, seemingly dead body of the nasty, alien-looking vermin that had been terrorizing my pumpkin patch.	39