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Removing hair from the shower drain is always awful.

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Remember those AIs you can feed with texts, stories and scripts for them to give out a pretty dumb but funny new one they created based on that input?

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I thought finding hair in the shower drain as a bald guy who lives alone was bad enough.

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"911, what's your emergency?"

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When I told my mother I was going to have a baby, she screamed at me about how I could have let that happen seeing as I wasn't even married yet.

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"Girls should always stick together,"

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It's called pareidolia, but I don't think there should be that big a name for it.

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We saved a lot of money on the stuffing of our best-selling plushies.

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I lost my leg in an accident.

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I've always loved the smell of new cars.

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