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Every day I wake up after my wife, try to avoid an argument over breakfast, and go work the morning shift at the airport.

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Even though I recreated Grandma’s recipe to the last grain of sugar, it never tasted the same.

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Potato chips were invented after a chef accidentally cut fries too thin.

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Exhausted after assembling the furniture for my new penthouse apartment, I left all my tools out on the table and went to bed.

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I had seen numerous doctors to find out why I was always in pain… they dismissed it as pinched nerves.

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From my freshly removed rib, a woman was formed, she took my bloody hands and vowed to be my partner. NSFW

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No infant has ever survived an infected’s bite.

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After struggling for hours to get the bag off my head, I was delighted to find my phone in my pocket.

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“I never realized the name was so literal,” I said looking out my flight’s window.

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The glint of silver fork tines shone mockingly from the mouth of the garbage disposal.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every day I wake up after my wife, try to avoid an argument over breakfast, and go work the morning shift at the airport.	2361
Even though I recreated Grandma’s recipe to the last grain of sugar, it never tasted the same.	34
Potato chips were invented after a chef accidentally cut fries too thin.	29
Exhausted after assembling the furniture for my new penthouse apartment, I left all my tools out on the table and went to bed.	25
I had seen numerous doctors to find out why I was always in pain… they dismissed it as pinched nerves.	24
From my freshly removed rib, a woman was formed, she took my bloody hands and vowed to be my partner. NSFW	22
No infant has ever survived an infected’s bite.	14
After struggling for hours to get the bag off my head, I was delighted to find my phone in my pocket.	12
“I never realized the name was so literal,” I said looking out my flight’s window.	10
The glint of silver fork tines shone mockingly from the mouth of the garbage disposal.	9