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Humans love messing with other sapients, with prey species being their absolute favorite targets.

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Human stealth systems are less about not being detected, and more about giving whoever is looking at the radar a seizure.

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Humans are the only deathworlder that does not have natural armor, which combined with there extremely social nature has led to many "accidents".

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In any combat scenario the humble human medic is always the number one priority target, regardless of circumstances.

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In order to study humans in a controlled environment many have tried to digitize a human consciousness, only for it to always backfire in horrific fashion.

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A group of alien mechanics are tasked with repairing a human drone only to be scarred for life by what they witnessed.

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After the destruction of Earth humanity lost its collective shit and began wiping out every species even tangentially involved with the planet cracking.

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Unlike most species who view Cybernetics as strictly utilitarian tools, humans view them as works of art and an expression of one's true desires.

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Many aliens were shocked to learn that humanity's AI were even more religious than their creators

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Living on earth was so shitty that even humanitys AI became alcoholics.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Humans love messing with other sapients, with prey species being their absolute favorite targets.	3429
Human stealth systems are less about not being detected, and more about giving whoever is looking at the radar a seizure.	3116
Humans are the only deathworlder that does not have natural armor, which combined with there extremely social nature has led to many "accidents".	2133
In any combat scenario the humble human medic is always the number one priority target, regardless of circumstances.	2012
In order to study humans in a controlled environment many have tried to digitize a human consciousness, only for it to always backfire in horrific fashion.	1189
A group of alien mechanics are tasked with repairing a human drone only to be scarred for life by what they witnessed.	902
After the destruction of Earth humanity lost its collective shit and began wiping out every species even tangentially involved with the planet cracking.	839
Unlike most species who view Cybernetics as strictly utilitarian tools, humans view them as works of art and an expression of one's true desires.	835
Many aliens were shocked to learn that humanity's AI were even more religious than their creators	713
Living on earth was so shitty that even humanitys AI became alcoholics.	399