/u/gluttiusmaximus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After investigating the house of a suspected child predator, we reviewed the evidence.

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Michelle killed herself yesterday.

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Being unable to understand the local language, I appreciated the fact that disaster instructions were also translated into English.

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The health inspector wasn't sure what to expect while investigating the hospital for water contamination.

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"Damn thing's not sharp enough, he's still alive."

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The deadline was fast approaching for me to pay out the ransom for my child's release.

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After a tiring but fun time at the festival, me and my child were finally able to sit down on the train headed back home.

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"For the last time Charles," I exasperatedly told my child while fishing shards of glass out of his mouth.

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"Look mommy, a mushroom!", my son excitedly pointed out.

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I happily brought my child home to his two brothers after picking him from the playground

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After investigating the house of a suspected child predator, we reviewed the evidence.	1144
Michelle killed herself yesterday.	1054
Being unable to understand the local language, I appreciated the fact that disaster instructions were also translated into English.	704
The health inspector wasn't sure what to expect while investigating the hospital for water contamination.	619
"Damn thing's not sharp enough, he's still alive."	311
The deadline was fast approaching for me to pay out the ransom for my child's release.	261
After a tiring but fun time at the festival, me and my child were finally able to sit down on the train headed back home.	248
"For the last time Charles," I exasperatedly told my child while fishing shards of glass out of his mouth.	171
"Look mommy, a mushroom!", my son excitedly pointed out.	129
I happily brought my child home to his two brothers after picking him from the playground	67