/u/goddess_nova_everest's posts in /r/adoptapaypig

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I don’t work for money, that’s what you desperate simps are for, slaving away while I burn through your bank account, now thank me! NSFW

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You forfeited your right to call yourself a man when you begged a hot girl half your age for mercy and sent her your entire paycheck 😂 Accept you’re a beta and just keep sending! NSFW

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Do you see this coffee? You are my coffee bitch. You fund my daily coffee, but that’s the extent of our relationship. You're simply an ATM that dispenses cash on demand and nothing more. NSFW

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Normally, men have issues with gambling, alcohol, sports, food, cars, etc. but you seem to have trouble stopping yourself from spending money on me. Oh my! That's too adorable.🤭🤗😇 NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don’t work for money, that’s what you desperate simps are for, slaving away while I burn through your bank account, now thank me! NSFW	4
You forfeited your right to call yourself a man when you begged a hot girl half your age for mercy and sent her your entire paycheck 😂 Accept you’re a beta and just keep sending! NSFW	2
Do you see this coffee? You are my coffee bitch. You fund my daily coffee, but that’s the extent of our relationship. You're simply an ATM that dispenses cash on demand and nothing more. NSFW	1
Normally, men have issues with gambling, alcohol, sports, food, cars, etc. but you seem to have trouble stopping yourself from spending money on me. Oh my! That's too adorable.🤭🤗😇 NSFW	1