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After so much heartache, my wife and I were relieved when we brought our baby home.

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I immediately recognized that sound was my Smith & Wesson hammer cocking.

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"Sometimes things that go bump in the night are nothing to be afraid of."

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Ever since Fifty Shades of Grey became popular it's much easier to convince women to let me strap them to my bed.

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As the coroner handed me my wife's death certificate I felt a weight lifted off me.

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As I tied my daughter to the chair I made sure the knots were strong enough that she couldn't escape.

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As I stood there holding my best friend, broken with his fur covered in blood, I could barely hear the young woman standing in front of me apologizing for running over him.

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As I slipped my fingers inside her they were met with sweet warmth and wetness that I had come to crave.

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I still remember the first time my father took me hunting.

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My three year old daughter looked up at me with tears in her eyes and through trembling lips asked, "Daddy why did Rex have to die?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After so much heartache, my wife and I were relieved when we brought our baby home.	129
I immediately recognized that sound was my Smith & Wesson hammer cocking.	94
"Sometimes things that go bump in the night are nothing to be afraid of."	74
Ever since Fifty Shades of Grey became popular it's much easier to convince women to let me strap them to my bed.	71
As the coroner handed me my wife's death certificate I felt a weight lifted off me.	67
As I tied my daughter to the chair I made sure the knots were strong enough that she couldn't escape.	59
As I stood there holding my best friend, broken with his fur covered in blood, I could barely hear the young woman standing in front of me apologizing for running over him.	58
As I slipped my fingers inside her they were met with sweet warmth and wetness that I had come to crave.	51
I still remember the first time my father took me hunting.	49
My three year old daughter looked up at me with tears in her eyes and through trembling lips asked, "Daddy why did Rex have to die?"	44