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I probably should have warned him I don't like people in my personal space.

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The priest hearing my confession expected me to be repentant for the lives I took.

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I've handled so many mangled and tortured dead bodies in my career.

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My little brother and I came home exhausted after having to lay to rest our beautiful mother.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me.

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My neighbor taught me that the small intestine is almost twenty feet long.

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As I approached the swinging noise I reflected on all the wrong I had done in my life.

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The pretty young lady smiled and informed me she was apparently lost because she thought she saw a sign telling her to take the road to the left as it would take her to the highway, but it actually led her to my driveway.

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I panicked when the first round struck me in my chest, but I soon found a complete peace.

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As I poured the vial of rohypnol into her drink I felt my cock growing stiffer in my jean's.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I probably should have warned him I don't like people in my personal space.	42
The priest hearing my confession expected me to be repentant for the lives I took.	30
I've handled so many mangled and tortured dead bodies in my career.	30
My little brother and I came home exhausted after having to lay to rest our beautiful mother.	29
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me.	29
My neighbor taught me that the small intestine is almost twenty feet long.	29
As I approached the swinging noise I reflected on all the wrong I had done in my life.	28
The pretty young lady smiled and informed me she was apparently lost because she thought she saw a sign telling her to take the road to the left as it would take her to the highway, but it actually led her to my driveway.	28
I panicked when the first round struck me in my chest, but I soon found a complete peace.	27
As I poured the vial of rohypnol into her drink I felt my cock growing stiffer in my jean's.	23