/u/goluckyourself's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

When the angel told me the only thing I had to do to enter Heaven was to live through and experience the deaths of every soul I had personally killed, I jumped at the opportunity.

17378 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Just by laying a hand on someone, I can tell you the time, place, and manner of that persons death, rarely off by more than a handful of minutes.

15878 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[DEC2020] "Don't worry," I told my daughter "snow is just a myth from old storybooks, nothing we have to worry about."

5124 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[MAR22] I fully believe in the concept of karma.

3061 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

You ever push the ice lever on an ice dispenser and have all the ice come rushing out at once?

2170 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[MAR22] You know, I could swear we have met before today, if only for a minute or two, and its really driving me crazy.

825 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[MAR22] I grimaced and sighed as the crack in my glass spread even further.

821 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[MAR22] The thorns continuously tear painfully through my body, leaving jagged weeping wounds in my flesh, fertilizing the soil with my fresh blood.

425 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[MAR22] If only my parents could see me now.

193 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Did you know meat can spoil in as little as 3 hours at room temperature?

128 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the angel told me the only thing I had to do to enter Heaven was to live through and experience the deaths of every soul I had personally killed, I jumped at the opportunity.	17378
Just by laying a hand on someone, I can tell you the time, place, and manner of that persons death, rarely off by more than a handful of minutes.	15878
[DEC2020] "Don't worry," I told my daughter "snow is just a myth from old storybooks, nothing we have to worry about."	5124
[MAR22] I fully believe in the concept of karma.	3061
You ever push the ice lever on an ice dispenser and have all the ice come rushing out at once?	2170
[MAR22] You know, I could swear we have met before today, if only for a minute or two, and its really driving me crazy.	825
[MAR22] I grimaced and sighed as the crack in my glass spread even further.	821
[MAR22] The thorns continuously tear painfully through my body, leaving jagged weeping wounds in my flesh, fertilizing the soil with my fresh blood.	425
[MAR22] If only my parents could see me now.	193
Did you know meat can spoil in as little as 3 hours at room temperature?	128