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When the angel told me the only thing I had to do to enter Heaven was to live through and experience the deaths of every soul I had personally killed, I jumped at the opportunity.

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Just by laying a hand on someone, I can tell you the time, place, and manner of that persons death, rarely off by more than a handful of minutes.

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[DEC2020] "Don't worry," I told my daughter "snow is just a myth from old storybooks, nothing we have to worry about."

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[MAR22] I fully believe in the concept of karma.

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You ever push the ice lever on an ice dispenser and have all the ice come rushing out at once?

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[MAR22] You know, I could swear we have met before today, if only for a minute or two, and its really driving me crazy.

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[MAR22] I grimaced and sighed as the crack in my glass spread even further.

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[MAR22] The thorns continuously tear painfully through my body, leaving jagged weeping wounds in my flesh, fertilizing the soil with my fresh blood.

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[MAR22] If only my parents could see me now.

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Did you know meat can spoil in as little as 3 hours at room temperature?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the angel told me the only thing I had to do to enter Heaven was to live through and experience the deaths of every soul I had personally killed, I jumped at the opportunity.	17378	TwoSentenceHorror
Just by laying a hand on someone, I can tell you the time, place, and manner of that persons death, rarely off by more than a handful of minutes.	15878	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC2020] "Don't worry," I told my daughter "snow is just a myth from old storybooks, nothing we have to worry about."	5124	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] I fully believe in the concept of karma.	3061	TwoSentenceHorror
You ever push the ice lever on an ice dispenser and have all the ice come rushing out at once?	2170	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] You know, I could swear we have met before today, if only for a minute or two, and its really driving me crazy.	825	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] I grimaced and sighed as the crack in my glass spread even further.	821	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] The thorns continuously tear painfully through my body, leaving jagged weeping wounds in my flesh, fertilizing the soil with my fresh blood.	425	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] If only my parents could see me now.	193	TwoSentenceHorror
Did you know meat can spoil in as little as 3 hours at room temperature?	128	TwoSentenceHorror