/u/googlyeyes93's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Somebody just had a coughing fit at my workplace.

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The love of m life was asleep as I crawled into bed beside her.

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My toddler suddenly has so many new teeth.

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I was always so afraid of being buried alive on accident, so I put it in my will that I wanted to be cremated.

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I was so used to the chewing noises the dog made at night that I didn’t wake up because of them anymore.

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He was overjoyed to find out he got the job as head chef for the orphanage.

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My child was stillborn, the doctors said there was nothing they could do.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Somebody just had a coughing fit at my workplace.	8031
The love of m life was asleep as I crawled into bed beside her.	211
My toddler suddenly has so many new teeth.	144
I was always so afraid of being buried alive on accident, so I put it in my will that I wanted to be cremated.	39
I was so used to the chewing noises the dog made at night that I didn’t wake up because of them anymore.	20
He was overjoyed to find out he got the job as head chef for the orphanage.	13
My child was stillborn, the doctors said there was nothing they could do.	9