/u/granthinton's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’ve seen some weird things in my time as a plumber.

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She said she’d love me forever.

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I spend most of my life trying to get away from myself, not liking who I am.

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I had to pull a worm from my dogs butt

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I awoke to a tapping at the window.

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My mother told me daily that she loved me.

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At my father funeral, I remembered his final parting words to me; God writes things in the cloud so I’ll always be there.

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When my mum asked how I liked my eggs, I didn’t think my response of “un-fertilised” would warrant her response.

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“Why do you cry every time we have sex?” Asked Tom.

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I couldn’t stand hearing my wife’s screams coming from the trunk of the car.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve seen some weird things in my time as a plumber.	39
She said she’d love me forever.	38
I spend most of my life trying to get away from myself, not liking who I am.	38
I had to pull a worm from my dogs butt	27
I awoke to a tapping at the window.	22
My mother told me daily that she loved me.	20
At my father funeral, I remembered his final parting words to me; God writes things in the cloud so I’ll always be there.	19
When my mum asked how I liked my eggs, I didn’t think my response of “un-fertilised” would warrant her response.	19
“Why do you cry every time we have sex?” Asked Tom.	17
I couldn’t stand hearing my wife’s screams coming from the trunk of the car.	15