/u/granthinton's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My granddad died Monday, and in his will I was left his home out in the woods, which feels cold and desolate right now as I’m standing here.

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I made a doll from old bones and feathers, her eyes buttons of black, but father didn’t like her - said she was too alive - so he tore her apart and threw her away.

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They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.

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I'm the best hide and seek player ever, and my brother is seven and he says so.

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I took my son fishing and caught the biggest fish ever.

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I’ve always loved my guardian angel, but now I hate it!

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My child was so delighted that the tooth fairy would visit her tonight.

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Dont get marri d lads, she ll tak alf of eve ything.

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“I think there’s something wrong with this plane,” I said to to the man behind me rowing with an oar.

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I’ve always loved campfires and the telling of stories, but this one is a bit strange.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My granddad died Monday, and in his will I was left his home out in the woods, which feels cold and desolate right now as I’m standing here.	127
I made a doll from old bones and feathers, her eyes buttons of black, but father didn’t like her - said she was too alive - so he tore her apart and threw her away.	118
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.	98
I'm the best hide and seek player ever, and my brother is seven and he says so.	69
I took my son fishing and caught the biggest fish ever.	54
I’ve always loved my guardian angel, but now I hate it!	52
My child was so delighted that the tooth fairy would visit her tonight.	49
Dont get marri d lads, she ll tak alf of eve ything.	49
“I think there’s something wrong with this plane,” I said to to the man behind me rowing with an oar.	47
I’ve always loved campfires and the telling of stories, but this one is a bit strange.	46