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The falling tree was going to miss me by only a few feet.

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My son thinks he's so smart, but he really isn't.

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Some mornings I don't wake up, and I stare at my lifeless body lying on the bed.

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It's so late, I'm so tired, so scared, and I can't tell which direction the footsteps are coming from.

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"I just want to cook dinner for your mom to show her how much I appreciate her!" I said to my wife.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The falling tree was going to miss me by only a few feet.	402
My son thinks he's so smart, but he really isn't.	37
Some mornings I don't wake up, and I stare at my lifeless body lying on the bed.	34
It's so late, I'm so tired, so scared, and I can't tell which direction the footsteps are coming from.	6
"I just want to cook dinner for your mom to show her how much I appreciate her!" I said to my wife.	6